“If somebody’s not in my office complaining about you once a week, you’re not doing your job”

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“If you pick up a piece of red cedar, maybe you can see a thunderbird or a frog.”

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“Why would someone want to go to Edmonton?”

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“I think the romance is kind of missing in Whistler's cultural scene right now.'”

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“I think it’s human nature as opposed to anything else… and it’s my mission in life to stop it!”

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"That’s the stupidest question in the world and I hate those f*&#@!g polls.”

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"If you are starving in the wilderness, follow a bear.”

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“Really, there are only three things in my life: family, art and skiing… not necessarily in that order.”

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"I would like to walk into a grocery store and inexplicably be hit in the head with a loaf of bread. How strange would that be?

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