“If somebody’s not in my office complaining about you once a week, you’re not doing your job”
Find out who it is.
“If you pick up a piece of red cedar, maybe you can see a thunderbird or a frog.”
“Why would someone want to go to Edmonton?”
“I think the romance is kind of missing in Whistler's cultural scene right now.'”
“I think it’s human nature as opposed to anything else… and it’s my mission in life to stop it!”
"That’s the stupidest question in the world and I hate those f*&#@!g polls.”
"If you are starving in the wilderness, follow a bear.”
“Really, there are only three things in my life: family, art and skiing… not necessarily in that order.”
"I would like to walk into a grocery store and inexplicably be hit in the head with a loaf of bread. How strange would that be?